Thursday, August 5, 2010

How to Survive Walmart

I have discovered the secret to surviving shopping at Walmart:

Step One: Stop at McDonald’s on your way in for a large $1.00 Diet Coke (delightful)
Step Two: Enjoy your cold Diet Coke while bearing the awesome adventure that the aisles of Walmart supply.
Step Three: Struggle through check out, driven only by the bright outlook of step four…
Step Four: Stop back in at McDonald’s to refill your Diet Coke refreshment as your reward.

Just follow these four simple steps and you just might not dread Walmart as much.

2 comments:

Lynette said...

I will have to give that a try. It sounds delightful ! Maybe I should have tried it when I had that unfortunate encounter with one of the checkers - and then it might have not been so bad. Good advice.

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