I currently suffer from a condition called: Road Rage
Common manifestations of road rage are:
• Generally aggressive driving, including sudden acceleration, braking, and close tailgating.
• Cutting others off in a lane, or deliberately preventing someone from merging.
• Chasing other motorists
• Flashing lights excessively.
• Yelling or exhibiting disruptive behavior at roadside establishments.
• Driving at high speeds in the median of a highway to terrify drivers in both lanes.
• Rude gestures (such as "the finger").
• Shouting verbal abuses or threats.
• Intentionally causing a collision between vehicles.
• Hitting other vehicles.
• Assaulting other motorists, their passengers, cyclists or pedestrians
• Exiting the car to attempt to start confrontations, including striking other vehicles with an object.
• Threatening to use or using a firearm or other deadly weapon.
• Throwing projectiles from a moving vehicle with the intent of damaging other vehicles.
While I have yet to reach the level of aggression of the last 5 or 6 bullets – I can’t deny I haven’t had the desire to do any one of those…
I think my condition continues to worsen by the vast amount of idiots that are on our roads today. They seem to conjugate where ever I am driving and have a sole purpose of agitating this condition.
Maybe this is a cry for help… but more than likely just a plea for all the idiots to just stay home.
2 comments:
Haha, truer words were never spoken.
I hate stupid drivers and maybe even slow drivers a little more, which there are a plethora of both in Bountiful.
And don't quit your blog (either one). I love them both!
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